Selling houses is your specialty. Marriage counseling? That’s outside the job description!
Bring some humor to your coffee break with this “I Sell Houses. I Don’t Fix Husbands.” mug. Featuring a confident cartoon agent and a couple debating their decorating choices, it’s a fun gift for the real estate professional who has seen—and heard—it all.
PRODUCT FEATURES
• White ceramic mug with a glossy finish
• Colored interior and matching C-shaped handle
• Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
• Multiple interior and handle colors for a bold contrast
• Vibrant, crisp printed artwork with eye-catching colors
• Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Includes one mug in your selected size and color
A FUN GIFT FOR
• Real estate agents with a sense of humor
• Coworkers and office gift exchanges
• Newly licensed agents
• Agent birthdays and holidays
• Celebrating a closing or career milestone
HOW TO ORDER
Select your mug size: 11 oz or 15 oz.
Choose your interior and handle color from the available options.
Review your selections, then add to your cart.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
BUYER QUESTIONS
What sizes are available?
Choose between 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L). Both feature the same funny real estate design.
Can I choose the mug’s color?
Yes! Select from the available interior and handle colors using the listing options. The outside of the mug is white.
Is it microwave-safe?
Yes! You can safely warm your drink in the microwave.
Can it go in the dishwasher?
Yes! This mug is dishwasher-safe. You can also wash it by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Is the mug lead- and BPA-free?
Yes, it is both lead- and BPA-free.
Is this a physical mug or a digital download?
You will receive one physical ceramic mug in your selected size and color. No digital file is included.
Does it include the gift box or accessories shown?
No. Gift boxes, ribbons, keys, and other photography props are for display only and are not included.
Can I add a name or request a different version?
Please message Coal Dust Customs before ordering to ask about customization availability. Requests are not confirmed until we respond.
When will my order arrive?
Review the processing time and estimated delivery dates displayed on this listing. If you need your mug for a particular occasion, please contact us before purchasing.
Will the colors look exactly like the photos?
Screen settings, lighting, and the printing process may cause slight color differences between the listing photos and your finished mug.
What if my mug arrives damaged or there is a problem?
Please contact us through Etsy messages with your order number and clear photos of the mug and packaging so we can review the issue and help.
What is your return policy?
Please review the return and cancellation policies displayed on this listing before purchasing.
Have another question? Send Coal Dust Customs an Etsy message—we’re happy to help!
